So…we’re going to start with today and work our way backwards, because I still haven’t figured out just how much or what I want to say about this weekend.

Grades are difficult to comment on without saying anything incriminating (of myself and the teacher), so I’m going to avoid them for the most part. Just know that being a second-semester senior at MLK is awesome, especially when one has mostly easy classes.

The class particularly worthy of commentary is US History. After doing no work for the first half of the grading period and almost failing, I pulled the grade up to a pride-worthy 96. You may wonder how I accomplished such a feat. Well, I talked a lot in class, earning me the student teacher’s scorn (with the odd request to shut up) and lots and lots of class participation extra credit points. Also, we had three tests, each of which is worth the same as almost all the points from the first half of the six weeks, and I basically kicked their butts one at a time.

We also had another test in economics today. I thought it was pretty easy for the most part. Actually, it was all pretty easy. I mean, you know a test is to long when you get to the fifth question whose answer is some variation of “diminishing marginal returns.”

We’re reading The Importance of Being Earnest in English. I finished reading it today in class. It’s really quite humorous. However, I would encourage those that have read the whole play to draw out the family tree of the main characters once they’re finished—the relationship between Ernest and Gwendolyn proves to be an interesting one. And for the sake of those that haven’t read the play, I will say nothing else.

For a difference of only 30 calories, a Java Chip Frappuccino tastes a whole lot better than the White Chocolate Mocha one. Actually, I really find it hard to believe that the difference is that low. And that they have the same amount of sugar. Obviously, the point of getting a frappuccino from Starbucks isn’t to taste the coffee, because actual Starbucks coffee is pretty lousy, but to get an overdosage of sugar. That’s why the Java Chip Frappuccino is the best one, and why the White Chocolate Mocha really fails as a frappuccino.

Yes, I’m very opinionated when it comes to frappuccinos.

Now, I shall attempt to discuss this weekend.

I was invited, as an admitted student, to a preview weekend for WPI. We were going to leave on Saturday after the quizbowl tournament, but the tournament was cancelled due to snow, so Dad and I changed flights and left earlier.

We flew into Providence via Charlotte on two puddle jumpers. There wasn’t a jetway for either; the back of the door formed the stairs into the plane. This was a new experience for me, as we always fly Southwest, and they only use 737s.

The drive from Providence to Worcester should be about 40 minutes. Of course, we got lost almost any time we had to make a turn, so it took us closer to an hour. The main problem was that there was one point when we were supposed to get off of a highway, go through a few local roads, and then get back on a different highway. However, due to some (well, actually, quite a bit of) construction, the two highways had actually been joined together.

I spent most of the drive working on LJXP. Once we got there, we decided to go see Firewall, the new Harrison Ford movie and the only thing that looked worth seeing. It wasn’t worth seeing. It’s like Indiana Jones, only Indiana is about 20 or 30 years older, he has a computer instead of a whip, and the explosions seem even more unnecessary than usual. It just really wasn’t very good.

Once we got back to the hotel, I kept working on LJXP until I had version 1.4 hammered out. Of course, we ended up getting stuck at the Providence airport for 3 hours on the way back, so between the drive back to Providence and the time at the airport, I finished version 1.5. Actually, since I didn’t have any internet access, I had to convince the plugin that I was running a LJ server locally. It makes it very simple to do work on LJXP in the future when I don’t have internet access.

I slept rather poorly at the hotel, and then headed over to WPI for the typical welcoming. We then had a student panel to discuss WPI’s project system, and all of the panel members were far more excited than is natural. Next, we were split into smaller groups where we ate lunch (WPI actually has pretty decent food) and did some icebreaker sort of things. (They figured that since we were all admitted, we might as well start to get to know each other.)

After that was over, those that hadn’t been on a tour before were offered a chance to tour the campus. We were put into a rather large group, but the tour guide was quite good (“The idea is that you change one atom and you can re-patent the drug. In return for saving them millions of dollars, the drug companies will in turn give you millions of dollars”). He was also very frank about what he thought of WPI, which was good, although most of his complaints were rather superficial.

Finally, I was matched up with my host for the night. Because I know my parents read this, it’s probably not a good idea to say anything else.

The next morning, after breakfast, I went to a philosophy class with my host and his friend. I think it was Intro to Ethics. They were discussing Hegel, but all I remember is concluding that philosophy remains a big load of bull.

The second class I went to was with my host’s friend; a Scheme (programming language) class. There I learned that Scheme only barely gives you more tools than Assembly, and that apparently all Scheme variables are really pointers in disguise. I’d probably have actually done better if I had been to all of the classes instead of just lecture 22.

The major thing I observed about WPI was that students seemed to be taking the easy way out. It was something of a point of pride that it was possible to get decent grades, travel places, but all while doing very little work. In particular, I thought their handling of failing grades was rather odd: failures aren’t recorded on the transcript.

Basically, WPI remains a safety school. I could go there if I wasn’t given any other option, but I wouldn’t choose it over any of my other schools.

With the exception of some jargon that I’m unable to translate, I can now effectively put my usual chronological blog posts into Chinese. Should I be disturbed by that?

For example (This will be enhanced over the usual post by incorporating some of the standard sentence patterns we’re using in Class. It will also be translated in a moment. Please excuse the mess I make of the Chinese language—my main issue right now is a complete inability to translate compound sentences),

今天我六点起床。洗澡以后,我吃早饭,到学校去。因为明天我睡觉很晚,今天我很累。

第一节课是健康课。我做第六节课的功课。
第二节课是中文课。因为昨天是情人节,所以老师给了我们巧克力。老师今天给我们生词,汉字的小考。考试以后,我们练习新课文。我们念“李友的一篇日记”。
第三和四节课在Vanderbilt。我们学k-forms in Rn。老师两个星期以来没给我们功课。
第五节课是历史课。我们今天有帝国主义考试。我觉得考得不错。
第六节课是经济课。老师也给我们小考。因为我做了功课,小考很容易。
第七节课是英语课。Carla给同学们饭。吃以后,我们念Macbeth.我不喜欢Hamlet,但是我很喜欢Macbeth,因为董很容易。

Ok. That’s enough of that. I expect several angry Chinese-speakers to be banging down my door momentarily for the brutal slaughtering of their language. Actually, that proved to be somewhat more difficult than I expected, but a lot of the issue was vocabulary.

Translation:
Today I woke up at 6. After showering, I ate breakfast and went to school. Since I stayed up late last night, I was tired today.

First period is Wellness. I finished my homework for sixth period.
Second period is Chinese. Because yesterday was Valentine’s Day, our teacher gave us chocolate. Today we had a quiz over new vocabulary and Chinese characters. After the quiz, we studied a new text. We read “Li You’s Diary Entry.”
Third and fourth periods are at Vanderbilt. We studied k-forms in Rn. Our teacher hasn’t given us any homework for a couple of weeks.
Fifth period is history. Today we had a test on Imperialism. I don’t think I did badly.
Sixth period is economics. We had a quiz on our homework. It was easy because I did my homework.
Seventh period is English. Carla brought us food. After we finished eating, we read Macbeth. I didn’t like Hamlet, but I really like Macbeth.

See? It’s just like one of my normal posts!

Credit this week goes to Ralph Waldo Emerson for managing to sum up my anger and frustration into one elegant quote.

In hindsight, actually, it’s less that the quote represents my feelings, and more that I liked the quote and it was the most pertinent one I could find on short notice.

I have been censored, and it’s not a pleasant feeling.

As per my personalized gag order, my parents have informed me that I’m not allowed to discuss the issue in question. However, if you follow the blog observantly, you will have noticed that which has come and gone.

However, I am allowed to rant and rave about how censorship is hurting America. Although, past what’s been said, there’s not much to say.

To make this truly worth its entry in the Dear Diary category, here’s a summary of what’s happened of late.

Phillip’s birthday party was on Friday. After some time playing around with iBooks, we went and stuffed ourselves with very tasty Chinese food. Next, we watched Ong-bak, a Thai martial arts movie that supposedly has no stunt doubles or wires. It was really pretty fun to watch, although I have no idea what the plot was—we fast-forwarded through anything that wasn’t a fight or chase scene. Next, we similarly speed-watched Tom Yum Goong, which we referred to Ong-bak II, although it’s not. The fight sequences in both were really fun to watch, although I liked Ong-bak better than the other one.

Saturday, Sunday, and the better part of Monday were all spent working on the essays for the Presidential Scholars Program. I’m almost completely finished at this point, and I’m particularly proud of my long response—I think I managed to pull off some stylistic flair that’s usually absent from my writing. It’s either that or complete bull; I’m personally rooting for the former.

Libby, Aileen, and I recruited Ms. McFadden to play spades with us today during lunch. She didn’t know the rules for spades, but she was obviously well versed in cards; she picked up on the rules pretty quickly. Even with some initial misunderstandings about the rules, she and Aileen beat Libby and I by braking my nil on the last trick.

I’ve mentioned before that we’re reading Macbeth earlier. I’m really enjoying it. I think that, of the great Shakespearean plays, Macbeth is the most accessible. It’s short, the plot is clear, the language isn’t very obtuse, and the characters are just amusing. Especially when you have some of the people in my class reading the parts out loud.

Quizbowl this weekend is really going to be something of a pain. Thanks to a combination of Mock Trial and Science Olympiad, we’ve lost almost all of our quizbowl squad, including Will, Dallas, Peter, and Jae. Instead, I’m going to be stuck with middle schoolers and Todd. It would seem that a proper rematch between us and Rossview won’t happen until State.

Feb 122006

So, as some of you saw in the post that was up briefly yesterday, I was nominated to the Presidential Scholars Program, which in essence means that I have very good SAT scores.

To apply to be a Presidential Scholar, one must fill out all of the usual information about extracurriculars and community service, and have your school send in a form about you. Then you have to write six essays, with the shortest being about 425 words long (with the note “Please be concise”). For the most part, they are similar to questions on typical college and scholarship applications, but I can’t use any of my other writings because of the length.

The highlight, though, has to be the actual “Candidate’s Essay” (the others are apparently only considered “short answer” questions). It has a character limit of 10,600 characters. If you do the math, that works out to about 3 pages of single-spaced text.

Luckily, upon looking at the paper form, I discovered that they only have just under two pages of space, so my essay probably won’t be that long.

In any case, I think the term white elephant applies.

Feb 092006

This entry is down to four stories.

First, we went to a quizbowl tournament last Saturday, which we won. We drove almost everyone else into the ground, which for the most part wasn’t surprising, since Rossview and Knoxville West weren’t there.

My throat’s been kind of sore lately (nothing major, just a cold sort of thing), and I didn’t want to strain it, lest I lose my voice in the middle of a match or something equally scarring, so I let Dallas be captain for the first four games. However, I decided after the fourth game that my power hunger and ego were affecting my ability to play, so I took the captainship back. Interestingly, I did actually play better (my performance for those first four rounds was rather mediocre).

The one highlight of the day was getting to play Ezell-Harding in the semi-finals. So far, we’ve only played them three times: once at this tournament last year, once at State, and on Saturday. We lost to them at State, and we beat them last year, but the questions were really screwy, so I didn’t count it as being worth anything.

This year, though, the questions were much better, and we beat them by a solid margin – 300 to 200, give or take. We all played very well—there was even a question involving Wikipedia. Disambiguation was the answer, so you can guess how the question ran.

All in all, it was a good tournament, and I had a lot of really awesome buzzes (thanks to remembering stuff from science bowl and quizbowl practice earlier in the week) and got the winning tossup in the finals round, which made me happy. Actually, it wasn’t really the “winning tossup”—it was the one that ensured the opposing team couldn’t tie the game, but let’s not mince words.

Next topic: Mid-state JCL Convention

I had a good time. Since I only sort of know Latin at this point, I don’t take many tests, so I snuck out early and helped get the grading machine working, and spent most of the day helping the machine grade tests, with the exception of when I was moderating certamen.

So, before I go back to ranting about how graphic arts are hurting America, I’ll talk about certamen. Evan Latt and I moderated Latin I (or Novice) certamen (which is, by the way, Latin quizbowl, for the uninitiated). It was largely uneventful, as most Latin I’s don’t know enough to make any borderline answers or protest anything. Also we had Upper Level (Latin III+) observers for most of the questions, who handled the answers that weren’t on our sheet, since neither of us really still remember Latin.

The one interesting episode was when the buzzer set broke in the middle of the finals round. After someone buzzed in on a tossup, it just died. Luckily, they got the question, or we really would have been in trouble. We moved into the room where Upper Level finals had just finished, so any momentum was destroyed, but it all worked out in the end.

Now, back to grading. This year, for the first time in 3 or 4 years, MLK didn’t win the overall sweepstakes; Hume-Fogg did, beating us by about 1,000 to about 700. But there’s more to this story than meets the eye.

Since I spent all day in the grading room, I started keeping my eye on the sweepstakes totals after all the academic tests were scanned. I saw how mixing the Latin V’s in with the Latin IV’s (which was supposed to have happened beforehand) brought MLK’s total down and Hume-Fogg’s up. I saw how fixing a majorly screwed up reading comprehension key did the reverse.

And then I saw how entering the graphics arts results gave Hume-Fogg 400 of their 1,000 points.

So Hume-Fogg beat us in the overall sweepstakes. But I’m OK with that. After all, MLK and Hume-Fogg are academic magnets. And we beat Hume-Fogg in academics. I say let Hume-Fogg have their moment of glory and their trophy that’s an inch taller than ours. Because we beat them where it really counts.

Besides, they had twice as many people as we did.

And now for a demonstration of my total inability to transition…

Tiresias, the server this site is hosted on, experienced a hard drive failure on Tuesday. This in and of itself is not a big deal; site5 just needed a few hours to transfer all the data onto a new hard drive. After that, they rebooted the server and everything was sunshine and daisies. For about 30 minutes.

Then, all of a sudden, I couldn’t contact Tiresias at all. It didn’t respond to HTTP, pings, anything. But only if it came from my IP address.

Long story short, it was all very annoying, and I was in tears that I couldn’t check my e-mail or my website, and actually, I think it was all karma again, since I had just subscribed to the wp-hackers mailing list, which got something like 120 messages while I was gone. After several exchanges with site5 tech support that were getting nowhere, the server suddenly appeared again, and there was much rejoicing.

So, I was originally going to call this post Website Withdrawals, but I didn’t, because this next story makes for a much better title.

Our math class just gets more and more amusing. I think it’s because we’re doing lots of manifold related stuff, which is one of Professor Hughes’s areas of focus, so he has a bunch of jokes, like the parallelepiped.

So today, we were discussing line integrals over vector fields, and he was making sure we understood what vector fields were. I shall come as close to a quote as possible (I’m working from memory here).

You all know the Beatles, right? Well, you know they had a song called Strawberry Fields. If you think about a strawberry field, it’s a field, and at every point, there’s a strawberry.

He goes on to also invoke the analogy of a corn field, but, he noted, not a corn field like the one in Kansas where it’s flat and all the stalks point straight up; we wanted one that was kind of hilly so the corn stalks were pointing in different directions—that’s a vector field.

Feb 042006

I forgot one of the better moments of yesterday, but it requires some setup.

For the less mathematically-enlightened, here’s a picture of what most people (falsely) believe to be a parallelopiped:

Masquerading Parallelepiped

Professor Hughes’s described something far different: a rare creature which, according to his reports, has π parallel legs.

A Paralellepiped

Wednesday was a Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. As in, one of those bad days that you only have every couple of years, that convinces you that somebody is out to get you, at least for that one day.

The day actually started out OK. Wellness, Chinese, and Math weren’t all that bad. But then it got much worse.

Xue and I got back to school, walked into the office, signed in, left the office, and went up the third floor for Science Bowl practice, like we always do on Mondays and Wednesdays.

We step out of the stairwell into the 3rd floor corridor, and Ms. Rush is standing there, waiting to catch us and write us up for a lunch detention. Dr. Heron (the science bowl coach) even came out and defended us, but Ms. Rush all but completely ignored her.

I knew we weren’t supposed to be on the 2nd and 3rd floors during lunch, but apparently there’s a 5 minute grace period following the start of lunch, after which setting foot off the 1st floor becomes a capital crime.

And, in case you hadn’t figured it out, Xue and I get back to school well after our 5 minute grace period has expired.

Mr. Brown showed up too, but refused to do anything until he could talk to Ms. Edwards.

My team then lost at science bowl for the first time ever. Not that I mind, and I’m glad that the two teams are competing well against each other, but remember that this is a Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day, so that just contributes to the overall Badness.

The lunch detention thing will eventually be resolved, but let’s do this in chronological order. I walked into US History, and President Bush is talking on the TV. Again, not unusually bad, but we’re talking about collective crapiness.

At the end of the period, we got progress reports for US. This part really was bad. Apparently I have been completely delirious and senioritic for the past three weeks. My average? 75.

Skip forward to 7th period, by which point I’ve realized that, if I don’t get the day of my lunch detention changed (it was supposed to be yesterday), I would probably get in trouble for being late again. So I figure that I need to get it taken care of, so I go to the office and wait to talk to Mr. Brown.

For 30 minutes.

I don’t even think there was anyone in the office for a good part of that time.

Anyway, I go in there, talk to him, he calls in Ms. Edwards, who had just gotten back to the campus, tells her the story, and she excuses me and Xue.

So I’m in a slightly better mood, and I return to English class, where we were in groups of two identifying 5 character traits of Macbeth and Banquo from Act I, Scene III. Of course, since I was late, I didn’t have a partner or time to finish, and Dr. Gilmore said that I could turn it in tomorrow/yesterday/Thursday, but it would be a late grade.

And, of course, the parents weren’t very happy about US. I’ll leave that to your imagination—remember, Jewish mother.

Thursday was actually much, much better. Didn’t make up for Wednesday, of course, but it was clearly doing its best.

It started off well—as per my punishment, I talked to Ms. Schwartz to beg for ways to save my grade, so she showed my test from last Friday. I got a 96, which, in and of itself, bumps my average up to an 83. Plus, she expects to have 2 more tests before the end of the six weeks, which is a lot of points still on the table.

I think the lecture in math class was the clearest one I’ve ever had. We very logically went about building up to the uniqueness of a matrix’s determinant and found a very easy way to work them out. It all made sense, which was good.

I totally owned the quiz in US History, which isn’t saying much, because they’re always pretty easy, but I felt like I really knew the material, which is always a good feeling.

We had a test in economics, where I think I did pretty well. I always finish tests quickly; I finished this one with 30 minutes to spare, so I spent the rest of the period working on my math homework, and managed to finish 2 of the 7 problems.

Today I did almost nothing, although I did release a new version of LJXP.

Tomorrow we have a quizbowl tournament in Lincoln County, which means that I should have gone to sleep about an hour ago. Oh well.

And that’s my life for the last three days.

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